• Science teacher: Can anyone tell me about the Big Bang Theory?
  • Me: Well, you see... The whole Universe was in a hot, dense state; then nearly fourteen million years ago, expansion started--WAIT. The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools, we built the Wall, we built the pyramids. Math, science, history, unravel all the mysteries, it all started with the Big Bang.
  • Random kid: HEY!
  • Science teacher: ...

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